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Volume 12, Issue 3: Verbatim
Kurrent Kultursmog
Various Pagans and Christians
"Oh, Mary," he sighed, shaking his head, "I love you too much to go there."
Danielle Steele
I will find you.
Natty Bumpo
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
Some show
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all music was created equal-that no instrument or style of music is in itself evil-that the diversity of musical expression which flows forth from man is but one evidence of the boundless creativity of our Heavenly Father.
Christian Rocker's Creed
I don't know what the lyrics are.
Eddie Van Halen
Rock music is sex.
Frank Zappa
All noise seems to me to have the potential to become musical, simply by being allowed to appear in a musical work.
John Cage
Boom, chickaboom, don't ya just love it?
Some old band
Mother superior jumped the gun.
The Beatles
I'd rather be governed by some unrighteous dweeb than listen to a Christian band, the lead guitarist of which plays like a Turk.
Martin Luther
Where do you want to go today?
Microsoft
You'll never make a saint out of me.
Mick Jagger
Sometimes you just gotta break the rules.
Burger King
Obey your thirst.
Mountain Dew-oh wait, Sprite
You gotta be your own dog.
Red Dog Beer
. . . bustle in your hedgerow . . .
Led Zepplin
Blllaaaaattttttt!
Kenny G
Oooooooooooooo . . .
Michael Bolton
Courage.
Dan Rather
"Heh, Heh, Heh."
-Tiger Woods
Oooooooooooooo . . .
Mariah Carey
Why do you build me, build me up, Buttercup, just to let me down, let me down, mess me around, then worst of all, worst of all, never call, baby, when you say you will, say you will, I love you still, I need you, I need you, more than . . . [here the chronicler breaks off].
Overheard
The Internet made it possible.
Everyone
Oooooooooooooo . . .
N'Sync
Crashing into creamy coffee!
Starbucks Ice Cream
One of the most spectacular movies [Prince of Thieves] ever made.
Arch Campbell WRC-TV/NBC
Star Wars is an elaborately-spectacular film that represents the ultimate in cinematic achievement.
The Box
Brilliant!
ABC
Remarkable!
Los Angeles Times
Exceptional!
The New York Times
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